Swankiest Swanktacular B-Day

It's Birthday time! DJ lineup, and swankalicious surprises to be announced over the next couple of weeks. Cancel your current plans (as if any of you know what you're doing two days from now) and get ready to party like it's my 21st, because it is. LINEUP: DJ On1 Curt Kre-Z Metaphysical M2Z DJ Unreal Daddy Styles Joey Hernandez Swanky Jones $5 cover so we can weed out all the broke jokers. Plus, I need to pay the talent. $40 "I'm leaving" fee if you bounce before 3am. Afterhours pending. You already know.